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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

This is a joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.