- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A seal walks into a club.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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