What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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my egg roll

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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69

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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