How do you make a little girl cry?

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Anti Joke

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