Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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