- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

I don't believe in giraffes.

richard is fag

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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