- Anti Joke

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle