- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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