- Anti Joke

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

So one time there was this woman learning...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Joke

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle