- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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