- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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