- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

hey justin

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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