- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

The Princess is in another castle

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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