Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What do you call your mom? Mom

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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