- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

that wall over there ->

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Republicans

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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