- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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