- Anti Joke

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC