- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus