Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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