teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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