- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Peas

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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