what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

rocky is here again.......................

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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