- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I literally died laughing

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

women's rights

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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