- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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