- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

neil likes pube toast

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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