roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

This is a joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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