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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Obama being reelected.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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