- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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