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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan