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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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