- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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