- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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