Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Women's Rights.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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