Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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