Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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everyone dislike this

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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