- Anti Joke

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him