What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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