- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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