- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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