Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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