If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Anti Joke

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