why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Your mums a potato

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Horse.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Hello.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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