- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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