- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Hello.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

An Asian person drove home safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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