- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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