- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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