- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

matt has ebola...funny right!?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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