An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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