How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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