What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

hey justin

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

He--Hey guys

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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