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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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