- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Grace Ackerson

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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