i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

ring around the rosie ... your dead

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Justin with a hat.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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