- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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