- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Where are you going Your house

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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