Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

I walk into a bar...

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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