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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the fish say after he

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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