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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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