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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what to call someone thats gay zak

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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