- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Ms Leong Sux

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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