Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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run farther?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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