What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Golf.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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