- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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