Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Pickles

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you suck

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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