- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

2 black kids walk into school

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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