- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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