How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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