What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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