- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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