- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

nothing

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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