What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Anti Joke

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