- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did death say to life? Go die

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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