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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Oh s***

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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