What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

-knock knock! -doors open

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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