Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What is 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Women outside of the kitchen.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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