How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Bob Saget

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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I agree

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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