- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Honk if you're Amish!

DEATH.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

no.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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