- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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