Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

hers a joke... japanese people

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Women's Rights

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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