Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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