Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

3021 North Broadway Avenue

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Nick Cannon

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...