- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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