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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Golf.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Jewwy Jewstein

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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