What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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