- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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