- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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