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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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