Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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