What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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