- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what goes boo a sock

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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