- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's circular and round A circle

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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