What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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