What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

there once was a black man who played basketball

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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