What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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