Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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