Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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