- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

run farther?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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