A Mormon walks into a bar

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

The Morman Religion.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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