A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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