There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Yock

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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