- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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