- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what do you call your mom? mom

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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