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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.