- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what do you call your mom? mom

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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